An Open Letter To Jason Segel

Dear Mr. Segel,

I enjoy your films. But I have one particular film on my mind today. I just want to thank you for "The Muppets". I watched it the other night and it was awesome. I totally dorked out. Watching Kermit and Gonzo and Fozzie felt like being reunited with dear childhood friends. I didn't know how much I missed the Muppets until you brought them back into my life. You filled the Kermit-sized hole in my heart. I don't even think it is weird how much time you spend making films in which you play with puppets. I cannot say the same thing for Jeff Dunham, that guy is a creeper. So, in short, thank you. You're the man.
Sincerely,
Stephanie Davies